1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. 

You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. “Marry me!”  

- That’s Direct Marketing …”

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.

One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says:

"He's very rich. Marry him."

-That's Advertising ..."

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her

and get her telephone number. The next day,

you call and say:

"Hi, I'm very rich. Marry Me!:

- That’s Telemarketing …”

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up
and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour
her a drink, you open the door (of the car)

"Marry Me?"

- That's Public Relations... "

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl.

She walks up to you and says:

"You are very rich! Can you marry ! me?"

- That's Brand Recognition. .."

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say:

"I am very rich. Marry me!"

She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

- "Tha'ts Customer Feedback..."

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say:

"I am very rich. Marry me!"

And she introduces you to her husband.

- "That's demand and supply gap..."

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come
and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?"

and she goes with him.

- "That's competition eating into your market share..."

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your
wife arrives.

- "That's restriction for entering new markets..."